my name is bob
easyvirgin:

congratulations u kept me away from going trick or treating at ur house

easyvirgin:

congratulations u kept me away from going trick or treating at ur house

commandereyebrows:

My Halloween costume is complete. I’m going as that hash-slinging slasher.

commandereyebrows:

My Halloween costume is complete. I’m going as that hash-slinging slasher.

cornsaladsurprise:

barbietalkingtownhouse:

somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures

i wanna see what i look like 

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weight-a-second:

missvoltairine:

lafemmedominicana:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts. 

I AM CRYING

It’s just a BAGEL! A BAGEL!

This child is a genius.

weight-a-second:

missvoltairine:

lafemmedominicana:

kodak-taught-me:

The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.

I AM CRYING

It’s just a BAGEL! A BAGEL!

This child is a genius.

murkymouse:

deanprincesster:

my middle school gave out perfect attendance awards at the end of every school year and I always thought that was such bullshit it’s like “here u get an award for never getting sick or having a family emergency!!!! good job!!!! bad things that were…

WHEN I TAKE A SIP OF MY FAVORITE DRINK
Please give me the code

directionmustaches:

If you want the code ask me nicely -& follow me- and i’ll give it to you

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