congratulations u kept me away from going trick or treating at ur house
My Halloween costume is complete. I’m going as that hash-slinging slasher.
somebody photoshop a nose piercing on one of my pictures
i wanna see what i look like
The world’s greatest essay, written by a 12-year-old who really, really hates plain doughnuts.
I AM CRYING
It’s just a BAGEL! A BAGEL!
This child is a genius.
my middle school gave out perfect attendance awards at the end of every school year and I always thought that was such bullshit it’s like “here u get an award for never getting sick or having a family emergency!!!! good job!!!! bad things that were…
If you want the code ask me nicely -& follow me- and i’ll give it to you